For Your Love Tool Kit: The Instant Blind-Date Identifier

Let’s say you’re at a bar.  You’re eyeing somebody from across the room for an hour before you finally decide to introduce yourself.  Three martinis later, you might have found your soulmate or a big waste of time.  How can you tell if you should approach them?  If you know a thing or two about the zodiac, take a few tips from author Stella Hyde and her instant blind-date identifier.

“Are they standing at the bar, constantly fidgeting, taking up a lot more space than they need, talking at other people, laughing loudly at their own jokes, flipping beer coasters, shuffling their feet, impatiently drumming their fingers on the bar counter?”

If so, they have a FIRE sign (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius).

“Are they sitting at one of the better tables, studying the menu and their pocket calculator, scarfing down the free nibbles?  Have they put their bag and neatly folded coat on the seat opposite to mark out their territory?”

They have an EARTH sign (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn).

“Are they perched on a bar stool, gabbling into their cell, pecking at their Blackberry, playing advanced Tetris, or just smiling at themselves in the bar mirror?”

They are none other than an AIR sign (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius).

“Are they sitting in the dark, easily defensible booth way off in the corner with their back to the wall and a barricade of some kind in front of them?  Or can you not see anyone who fits their description in the bar?”

They most definitely have a WATER sign (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces).Image

For more information on compatibility by sign, check out last week’s post.

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